CITIZENS WANT CONGRESS TO LEGALIZE BOMBS

A broad array of civic, religious, ethnic group have banded together to lobby Congress for the right to “bare bombs.”

The U.S. Constitution states: “A well-regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.”  These groups want Congress to clarify that their 2nd Amendment Rights extend to explosive devices, such as M67 fragmentation grenades http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M67_grenade, MK3 concussion grenades, as well as Improvised Explosive Devices (IEDs), pipe bombs or Molotov cocktails that citizens can build at home.

Here’s a happy pro-bomb supporter with his homemade bomb:

Ted Nugent, spoke at the protest, receiving strong support for his pro-bomb message.

The protestor’s signs clearly express their view:  ”Bombs, a shooter’s worst nightmare! Congress – don’t make US citizens take Knives to a Gun fight.”   and “I’ll call your AK-47 and raise you with a pipebomb, mothaf***a.”

Newt Gingrich also is a strong advocate for bombs and concealed carry permits for people who want to carry bombs with them everywhere they go.

Wisconsin Reformed Sikh Rabbi,  Hardeep Singh, explained, ”Our government has shown little backbone in standing up to the gun lobby to protect us from gun violence. We are lobbying Congress to legalize the purchase, manufacture, possession and use of small ‘personal bombs’ for our protection.”  Following a slate of needless gun violence across the nation, including in Colorado and recently in Wisconsin, many disparate groups have banded together for a solution.

The pro-bomb lobby has strong support from people from all walks of life:

Protestors joining with the NRA include high school students, movie-goers, religious groups such as Sikhs, Baptists and Hare Krishna that have fallen victim to unchecked gun access & violence.  They have banded together with the Tea Bag Party, survivalists, the legally blind, conscientious gun objectors, those with severe mental disorders and even brush-clearers in Crawford Texas

A spokesperson for Amnesty International was even reported to support the movement behind the scenes: “Bear Arms – we ain’t even started openin’ a can o’ whoopass on those pistol packing’ pussies.”   Home Depot & Loews were rumored to have launched back to school promotions featuring lead pipe, nails, fertilizer and pea gravel.”

MITT ROMNEY FOR PRESIDENT – OF FACEBOOK

Mitt Romney looked at the compensation package for U.S. President and decided it would be better to pursue a better job: President of Facebook.

Mitt Romney was briefed on the executive compensation of the sought after US presidency and  was visibly horrified by the  measly pay package.  He  dispatched his aides to find a sweeter payday.

After much research, the Romney campaign today announced it was cutting ties with the Republican Party and focusing on more lucrative roles in corporate America. They have their sites set on Facebook. Mr. Romney will announce his new campaign today and sources confirm he’s dumping his running mate in order “to negotiate a more substantial signing bonus.” Romney reportedly said:  “I never understood that second in command stuff – it just seems sort of gay.”

“Besides, in the private sector you are sheltered from the unwashed masses and boy are their a lot of them! No more buses for this guy!”  Romney went on to say.

Facebook executives are thrilled because the stock has been tanking since the IPO.  “Romney is good at turning companies around and we need an about-Facebook.  This company is in trouble and we need the Mormon Miracle Worker to help save us,” said a Facebook executive.

The Obama campaign was conflicted by the news, balancing the prospect of a less wealthy candidate with a fear of an unemployment tsunami from “Outsourcing Mitt’s” return to the private sector.

Bollywood invades the Playboy Mansion

Bollywood has sent its first representative to the Playboy Mansion.

Sherlyn Chopra, a Bollywood film actor, will become the first woman from India to strip naked in Playboy. “I have become the first Indian to pose naked for Playboy,” Chopra said to the BBC, “and nobody can take away that achievement from me.”

Chopra has received some negative press for her decision to pose for the Hugh Hefner and the Playboy franchise. A not so thrilled reporter wrote in the Daily Mail, “one wonders if Sherlyn Chopra’s pictures wound a woman’s integrity.”

Sherlyn tweeted a picture during her tour taken with Hugh. She looks happy to be there.

Iphone 6

The next, sixth-generation smartphone iPhone, can be represented by Apple later than previously expected.
Apple introduced the sixth generation of its popular iPhone smartphone in September-October this year, RIA Novosti reported with reference to the blog AppleInsider, Japanese Macotakara, have already published the first accurate information about the company's plans.



Current version of the iPhone 4S appeared in October 2011. This model has allowed Apple to set a new record by selling for a quarter more than 37 million units, making it a leader among manufacturers of smart phones.

Thus, if the information is correct Macotakara, between the release of Apple's smartphone update will take place about a year. According to the authors of the blog, this new iPhone release cycle continues on and on.

Since the iPhone 4S was a modernized version of which was released in 2010, the iPhone 4, analysts suggest that the next smartphone from Apple will be completely redesigned - in particular, will receive a new design.

Results of the onset of first-generation iPhone in 2007 Apple has sold more than 183 million devices in this series.

Most likely, Apple will continue to improve not only the design of the gadget, but its specifications, said, "Kommersant," principal analyst Dmitry Ryabinin Hi-tech@Mail.ru project.

"I think it is logical to expect an increase in diagonal screen, this is what disappoints many in the current model. Perhaps we can expect further improvement in the camera, because now it's 8 megapixels, Android models - already 12. We should expect further development of the platform iOS. This system is now also a reference from Apple, but the platform iOS closed, and I think that it will gradually move toward openness. Definitely will be a gradual convergence of iOS and MacOS », - he said.

The developer of this kotspeta, Daniel, decided to equip the iPhone June 12-megapixel camera with the ability to shoot HDR-images, powerful front speakers, a 5-megapiselnoy camera for video calls, as well as 4.4-inch screen with a resolution of ARETINA, notes ru-iphone. com.

The body is made of aluminum devaysa and he will love all those who are tired of fragile iPhone 4/4S.

3-D technology on iPhone6 ​​3D technology into the world of 3D.

Apple released some time after iPhone4.And production, which began production in May this iPhone5 iPhone5 which looks like the bugs and improve iPhone4, but the new technology.And in 2012, before the break. There is a high chance that Apple will launch the African iPhone6 ​​3D technology before the end of the year to see it.For many people who are looking forward to the new iPhone 5 mobile phone from Apple was ready to be launched in the middle of this year. I believe that many people would doubt that there are some features or functions using The camp followers something new to be excited together. We still have a chance to sit until about a month from June to July and Digg it.
But for now let's try to overlook a team TechXcite shock to the iPhone 6 for the year 2012, the chances are high that it comes with an innovation that will tempt many. Ung Siew remarkably similar to each other after the company Apple was successful in obtaining patented technology 3D screens without glasses, a new type of self-forgiveness is complete.For the advantages of 3D technology, which Apple has patented, it is that you can view three-dimensional to the naked eye. By this time I have not seen one but the people around you will get a photo. Same with me. (I like to break it to my phone to show it at all) is built into the 3D image can be viewed from any angle and also change the angle. Under the direction of viewing by the user again.
Apple does not guarantee that the patent was kept a certain way. The potential includes the use of devices like iPhone, would facilitate the use of 3D in the future is the same whether it is a 3D Facetime or play three-dimensional, full-screen 3D. Retina Display, which we may have the opportunity to see these 3D features in the iPhone 6, iPad 3, or even the next-generation iPod Touch it.

TIGER CURSED

Tiger Woods lost (again) at the U.S. Open.  This time he blamed his loss on a voodoo curse his ex-wife placed on him.

After Tiger birdied the eighth hole Sunday at the U.S. Open he  motioned dismissively with his right hand, as if to say: “You can keep it. Woods already had given up six shots to par in his final round.”

According to witnesses in the clubhouse, Tiger then raised his arms to the sky and reportedly yelled, “Damn you, Elin!”  Right after that, Tiger crumbled to the ground clutching his side.

PGA watchers said that this has been going on ever since Tiger’s life unraveled due to the revelation that he had numerous mistresses.  Rumors around the PGA say that Elin Nordegren has a “Swedish voodoo doll” that she sticks with pins (and sharpened golf tees) every time Tiger has a tournament.

And it’s working.

The U.S. Open marked another incredible fall for Woods, considering he was tied for the U.S. Open lead Saturday morning. His 75-73 finish extended his majors drought to four years.

OBAMA AND THE CHOOM GANG

President Barack Obama’s pot smoking days have been given the Taiwanese animation treatment.

The prolific company, called Next Media Animation, has used an unpublished biography of the President’s younger years as the basis of their latest cartoon salacious re-enactment.

David Maraniss’ book, the yet-unreleased “Barack Obama: The Story”, reveals how a teen Obama and his friends formed The Choom Gang – slang for smoking marijuana – in which he invented inhaling techniques and rode a car called the Choomwagon.

The 2-minute animated clip takes inspiration from Mr Maraniss’ research about Mr Obama when he was a teenager in 1970s Hawaii.

Playing on the acronym for the President’s nickname, the clip is titled “Obama and marijuana: POT-us dope-smoking daze revealed.”

It shows him sitting in the Oval Office, frustrated at the stagnant economy, and quickly an imaginary pot dragon wisks him away to his high school days in the Choomwagon.

He and his buddies proceed to take strong hits off of a bong before racing eachother in cars while high.

The dream ends when one friend flips over his car- which Mr Maraniss asserts as a truth in his book- and Mr Obama wakes up, rolling on the floor of the Oval Office. The first lady’s back is to the camera and she glares at her disobedient husband before he sobers up.

The revelations about young Barry’s drug use come weeks after Mr Maraniss released an excerpt about his college girlfriend and their sex life.

Though the President has disclosed his drug use in previous statements- including a portion of his memoir- the new details may surprise some because of the extent of his usage.

Among his friends, Mr Obama was considered the rule maker of the pot-smoking group. One was “total absorption” or ‘TA”, the rules of which stated that if you exhaled early, “you were assessed a penalty and your turn was skipped the next time the joint came around.”

Another idea was “Roof Hits” – rolling up car windows to stop smoke blowing out and going to waste.

‘\”Wasting good bud smoke was not tolerated,’\” an old school friend told the author.

Maraniss goes on to reveal he was known for his ‘interceptions’ when a joint was being passed around.

‘He often elbowed his way in, out of turn, shouted “intercepted”, and took an extra hit,’ he writes.

The anecdotes are from Obama’s time studying at Punahou School in Honolulu, Hawaii and Occidental College in Los Angeles.

One of Obama’s friends, Mark Bendix, had a Volkswagen microbus that they called ‘the Choomwagon’, the book continues, and they would use it to drive up Mount Tantalus in Honolulu.

Once parked, they ’turned up their stereos playing Aerosmith, Blue Oyster Cult and Stevie Wonder, lit up some ‘sweet-sticky Hawaiian buds’ and washed it down with ‘green bottled beer’ (the Choom Gang preferred Heineken, Becks, and St. Pauli Girl).’

The book also documents Obama’s early democratic leanings, explaining that the group operated by concensus and any member could veto a suggestion.

“Whenever an idea was broached, someone could hold up his hand in the V sign (a backward peace sign of that era) and indicate that the motion was not approved”

LEPRECHAUNS ATTACK!

Wild leprechauns have moved into Seattle and are responsible for thousands of vicious attacks.

A large battalion of Leprechauns are carrying out vicious attacks in and around the city of Seattle.

The pint-sized brutes started moving into Seattle in February and were living peacefully, but they were allegedly setup a man was dancing with the wrong girl at a Belltown bar.

A massive brawl broke out between the Leprechauns and regular citizens in the bar. Officers arrived at the scene of a bar fight to find the man covered in blood and screaming in pain with his head held in his hands.

When officers asked who had attacked him, the man replied: “It was a bunch of leprechauns.”

That was beginning to the leprechaun mayhem in Seattle. Since then, hundreds of Seattle citizens have been attacked by leprechauns swinging shillelaghs.   Most victims have only been bruised and battered.   There have been no fatalities – yet.

The police are trying to round-up as many Leprechauns as possible, but the little green bouncing men are hard to wrangle.  ”They’re a lot faster than you’d think,” said one Seattle cop.  ”You think you have them in your grasp and then they hop out and leap above you.”

Some Seattle citizens are arming themselves to fight against the leprechauns.  ”I found a leprechaun gun on eBay.  I bought it and I think I’m going to be safe,” said Jonathan Medwedin.  ”I also got myself a mahogany shillelagh.  If I see one of them critters, I’m going to bop them on the head.  They ain’t going to steal any of my stuff.”

Leprechauns supposedly have access to a pot of gold, but times have been hard even for leprechauns around the world, so they have been stealing and looting for the last year.

“We will rid our city of these varmints. Count on it,” said Seattle Police Chief, Frank London.